The Enshittification of Interesting Places

The Enshittification of Interesting Places

I’m not going to ask if you’ve noticed it. I know you have. Some things aren’t as fun as they used to be. The internet was once a strange playground of niche communities populated with GeoCities sites and chatrooms. There’s still a bit of that if you take the time to look, but it’s mostly a hellscape of late-stage capitalism and greedy tech bros working to harness our attention and information. An infinite realm of frenetic outrage and advertising constantly shitting in our heads.At least we can still step out to the offline world where things are still fun, right? No enshittified nonsense out there, amirite?Just kidding! It’s a shitshow out there, too. The hellscape did what hellscapes tend to do. It expanded until it broke free of its confines.I visited Yellowstone Park a couple of times in the mid-90s and early noughties. After a day spent driving from northern Colorado, I was rewarded with a quiet place to pitch...
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Champions of Breakfast

Champions of Breakfast

There are so many things that France does right.  The wine, the food & the healthcare.  The 35-hour work week & the apéritif. Some things about living in France have just been too easy to get used to.  The fact that in France, bad grammar is a worse offense than profanity just makes me feel at home.  I can no longer sit down to a meal without a glass of red wine, or go without an espresso after lunch - especially when lunch can often be around 2 hours long. So many things about life in France are - yeah, I'll say it - better than that in the United States.  But, you already knew that, right?  It's hardly a secret.  People here have longer life lines for a reason. That's not to say that I don't ever have a few complaints.  Believe me... I do.  (You knew that was coming, right?) Sometimes, it's just a matter of homesickness, or missing something from home...
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13 More Warrior Women

13 More Warrior Women

Ok...I've done a list like this one before.  However, there's a significant difference this time - these women aren't fictional characters.  These women are actual historical figures & didn't have any stunt doubles.1.  Queen Tomyris of the Massagetae - Massagetae, now eastern Iran - c.550 B.C. When the Persian emperor Cyrus the Great attempted to invade the Iranic Massagetae of Central Asia, his army was beaten & forced to retreat.  Cyrus' boys then persuaded him to trick the enemy into getting drunk on wine because they were hash smokers & likely to be lightweights when it came to booze.  It worked - while the opposing army was shitfaced, the Persians came in & slaughtered them.  Tomyris' son was at the head of the drunken army.  When he sobered up, he killed himself.  When Tomyris got the news, she sent a message to Cyrus telling him what a rat bastard he was & called him out to another fight.  Another battle ensued,...
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