13 Movies That I Want to Watch (But Don’t Exist)

13 Movies That I Want to Watch (But Don’t Exist)

1.  Don QuixoteTerry Gilliam has already tried to make this one.  Evidently, the movie didn't want to be made - flash floods, an injured lead actor & the Spanish air force proved to be rather expensive & inconvenient flies in Gilliam's ointment.  The good news is, Gilliam is rewriting the script as I write this post.  Hopefully his second try will turn out better & we won't end up with Lost in La Mancha II: The Next Disaster.2.  JerichoThe show that, in spite of being saved once by an insane amount of peanuts, eventually came to an end.  A feature film is in development.  Unfortunately, "in development" doesn't necessarily mean the same thing as, "Fuck yes, we are definitely making this movie!"  So, until then... I wait.3.  Arrested DevelopmentWhy this show was canceled to begin with is beyond me.  It's one of those stupid things that happens.  It doesn't make sense & can only be explained with the statement, "some...
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So, a French, Canadian & American Super Hero Walk Into a Bar…

Obviously, when two people are from two different countries, opposing opinions are inevitable, regardless of how compatible they may be.From time to time, I wonder why Olivier does things a certain way.  I shrug it off, deciding that it must be because he's French.  On other occasions, he shakes his head & dismisses something that I say or do, figuring that it must be "an American thing".Most of the time, those very small differences don't really amount to much.Most of the time."Iron Man was so fucking awesome."  I said.  "Incredible Hulk was just as good.  When The Avengers movie comes out, it's seriously going to rock me."  I continued scrolling with my mouse.  "It says here that they're doing Captain America next.  I can't wait."Olivier looked over my shoulder at the monitor.  "What?  Why are they doing Captain America?"I let out an irritated sigh.  "Um...yeah.  Because it'd be impossible to do The Avengers without Captain America, that's why.""I don't know." ...
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