“Spring is the time of plans and projects.” – Leo Tolstoy

“Blah, blah, blah.” – Iggy Pop

It’s been a while since I wrote one of those blogs posts that say, “I did this. I’m gonna do some of that. Right now I’m doing blah, blah, blargedy blah.” You know, just a blah, blah blog post.

It’s just hard for me to get into. It’s difficult for me yammer on about the boring little details of our life here in our tiny but perfect little corner of France. I like to keep a lot of things private. You may not think so with my nonsense and chatter on the Internet, but it’s true. Like, a few months ago, when I ate that bad sandwich and almost pooped myself in the Aldi, I didn’t say a word to you about that. Private.

I still clench when I see one of these.

However, it’s sometimes necessary to say, “I did this. I’m gonna do some of that. Right now I’m doing blah, blah, blargedy blah.”

Little bursts of color are popping up all over the place in my yard. The arachnid community in and around my house has started making its presence known again. I can now enjoy the sunlight as early as 8am, or as late as 7pm. The temperatures have steadily climbed from holy-shit-it’s-goddamn-cold and have been hanging around in the sixties.

Speaking strictly Fahrenheit, of course.

It’s spring. Almost. During the time since last spring, we’ve been busy. We’ve been tired and frustrated. We’ve experienced pure joy. So, you know… just living life.

But, it’s been a pretty busy year.

After we returned from Greece last spring, we set to packing and preparing for our move into our new house. Olivier and I were fed up with apartment living. We’d grown tired of cities, smog and screaming humans jumping and stomping above us.

After our searching and a bit of humiliation pertaining to the fact that I have a bladder the size of an acorn, we found the house. We ended up displaced for about a week, but it was summer. The two of us and our little cat, we made the most of it.

We had a lot of picnics in the park.

“Dude. You ate all the salsa.”

Before long, we were signing the final papers, unlocking the door of our new house.

Nah. I’m messing with you. This is our tool shed.

Okay. No, seriously. Then we unlocked the door of our new house. For the reallys.

Well, Olivier unlocked it. I just kind of stood there.

We spent the summer settling into our new digs. Unpacking. Cleaning. Getting a few bits of furniture that we needed. I focused on getting my writing space set up, getting Olivier’s home office organized and putting the guest room together all while lacking any storage space in our kitchen and battling for a minimum internet connection.

We’re still not finished with all those things. That’s home ownership: a never-ending project. We still have no land line telephone, but… whatever. It hasn’t been such a big deal because we finally got an Internet connection. At least we got that kitchen problem sorted out and my writing space is good. I’m in it right now. It’s nice.

As it grew darker and colder outside, we huddled around our fireplace with books, wine and bad movies. Thanksgiving came and went. We managed to get through Christmas and New Year’s quietly and without incident.

Only one thing was missing.

It didn’t take us long to figure out what it was.

So with the house situation resolved, the writing space put together and the addition of the little doggie we lacked, I should have been productive as hell. I should have written dozens of stories. A novella or two. A novel or a pile of poems.

Not really. I don’t write poetry. But you get my point.

At least, I should have finished another book. But I haven’t. A few people have asked me about it. My answer was and still is: “It’s coming. I’m working on it.”

Actually, I’m working on three. This is good, but not good. So, I’ve chosen one to focus on and have managed to get a few short stories and bits of flash fiction done. I’ve been sending them out. I’ve been working on a steady stream of rejections.

I don’t archive my published fiction on this site. I do, however, keep a list on the Stories tab up above. If you want to read stuff, you can go click around on there and read some shit. I put it there especially for you.

In the year ahead, until next spring… who knows? I’ll definitely have the next book done. I’ll likely have more things finished around the house and will be able to tell another ridiculous tale of another incident involving my fragile bowels or freakishly tiny bladder.

What’s sure is that we’ll get out of this house and venture out into the world again. There’s a possibility of us landing on American soil for the first time in… what? Almost three years. (I am still American. Really.) We’ll be flying down the highway next month, taking a tour of Italy to geek out on ruins and other groovy historical shit. Also, doing a bit of research. Sort of. For that one writing project I’ve chose to focus on. No, really.

What? I could be doing research. You don’t know.

The best part is, I get really excited when I get to go for a ride in the car.

And when the dust settles again… blah, blah, blargedy blah blog.