13 Warrior Women

I’m really not the kind of girl that likes watching kissing movies, or chick flicks with best friends or sisters dancing around, crying and having deep, long conversations about the boring events in their lives.

I’d rather have someone hammer kabob skewers up my nostrils.

Now don’t get me wrong, I’m all for TV shows and movies with chicks. I’d just prefer to see them beating the shit out of someone or something.

1. Aeryn Sun – Farscape

Okay, so she’s not exactly the nicest person. Technically, she’s not even human. But, she’s really not so bad once you get to know her.

2. Sara Pezzini – Witchblade

Not quite as scantily clad as her comic book counterpart, but still just as cool.

3. Aeon Flux

Well, the flesh and blood persona of Aeon Flux isn’t quite the same as watching the animated version, but it’s still fun.

4. Lara Croft – Tomb Raider

Yeah, yeah…I know she’s not Indy. So what?

5. Lt. Kara Thrace, a.k.a. “Starbuck” – Battlestar Galactica

Cigar smoking, heavy drinking, ass kicking, Cylon killing, back-talking badass. No doubt about it. She’s a real woman.

6. Beatrix Kiddo/The Bride/Black Mamba – Kill Bill

Okay, the movie was kind of silly. But, it was fun to watch a chick waving a katana around for a change.

7. Sarah Connor – Terminator 2

Love the new series, but the new Sarah Connor sucks. No way can that whiny chick from 300 compare to this.

8. Alice – Resident Evil

Probably the only movies where Milla Jovovich doesn’t annoy me. I guess she just can’t be this cool all the time.

9. Trinity – The Matrix

You know, she really makes kicking people in the face look like a lot of fun.

10. Ellen Ripley – Alien

Seriously, this one was a no-brainer.

11. Wonder Woman

I’m anxious to see who the new Wonder Woman will be if they ever get around to finally making that damn movie. Whoever it ends up being, those are some mighty big red boots to fill.

12. Zoe Washburn – Firefly

It’s to the point now where whenever I see Gina Torres, I just expect her to go all warrior woman on someone. After her stint on Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Cleopatra 2525 and Firefly, I’m almost disappointed when she’s not playing a role that requires her to deliver a beating.

13. Xena

Nobody beats Xena. Nobody. She has many skills. I think I have a crush on her.

I bet you’re wondering where Buffy is, right? Well, she didn’t make my cut. Why? Look, I know that she’s tough and she’s a slayer and all of that blah, blah…but, come on – that Sarah Michelle Gellar is one irritating broad.