I didn’t know much about Salta. I was told there would be wine and mountains — not wee fucking hills, but proper mountains. That’s all I need to know. I don’t require much more than wine and mountains to be happy. I’m low-maintenance like that.

After  a short flight from Buenos Aires and a 20-minute cab ride, we arrived at our hotel, El Castillo de San Lorenzo.

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No, it is not a haunted house. It really is a hotel.

Our first couple of days and nights at the hotel, we were exhausted, so we didn’t do much. We strolled around the area of San Lorenzo, the tiny little town where our hotel was located. We passed a couple of horses, several dogs and a smiley hobo who decided to chat with a tree after he realized we weren’t going to be very good conversation. Neither one of us could understand the poor guy. Not because we couldn’t understand any Spanish, but because we do not speak tree.

We stayed in and had dinner in the restaurant of our hotel, stuffing ourselves with carne and queso empanadas, humitas, tamales and some of the local beer.

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And water, because… well, you know.

In the mornings, I stayed in bed, drooling and snoring while Olivier went for his run. We’d already noticed all the dogs. Everywhere you look, there’s a dog or two walking around, hanging out, or just having a nap. When Olivier emerged from the hotel early in the morning, he found his pack waiting for him.

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Yes, they did all go for a run together. I imagine they all barked at things together, too.

One afternoon, we took the bus to downtown Salta to have a look around, eat more empanadas and sit on benches in the park while watching birds flutter and people chatter.

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After a couple of days spent bumming around Salta and San Lorenzo, it was time to get to a higher elevation. We had a day trip planned with a guide who would take us through the mountains, to the salt flats and through various towns.

Early on Tuesday morning our guide came to fetch us at the hotel. He shook our hands, told us his name was Gonzalo. He already had a German-speaking couple from Switzerland in the truck who were friendly enough.

The five of us chatted as we went entered the foothills. None of us were fully awake, the sky still an early-morning gray, the air still damp and cold each time we hopped out of the truck to take a few pictures and let Gonzalo have a smoke.

Our first real stop was at Santa Rosa de Tastil, which is more of an outpost than a town. Other than some of the best coffee ever, there is also a little museum, which is wonderfully weird. This place has everything: a mummy, tiny dead animal carcasses preserved in jars of formaldehyde, a detailed guided tour given by a fabulously kooky museum lady and some very cool stones that play music if you whack them with a little mallet like a xylophone.

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Kooky museum lady even rocked out some Beethoven on these bad boys. I shit you not.

As we went up in elevation, we stuffed our cheeks with coca leaves and gawked at llamas and cacti. After a bit of stuffing & gawking, we made another stop at San Antonio de los Cobres. This is a little copper mining town up in the mountains that kind of has a strange vibe to it. But it feels like a real place as opposed to a shining stop to charm the tourists.

Olivier and I, along with our Swiss travelers sat down in a tiny restaurant for lunch where I sucked down yet another pile of empanadas, which turned out to be one pile too many, leaving me unable to even glance at another empanada for the rest of the trip. While we ate, some of the locals and a couple of the other guides pulled out guitars and started singing.

After our little surprise concert, the four of us wandered around the town until our trusty Gonzalo fetched us and drove us out of the Salta province and into the Jujuy province to Salinas Grandes or the big-ass, blinding white salt flats.

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We drove on a little more, until we reached the highest point, then we began our descent in elevation. After driving and stopping a few more times, we arrived in Purmamarca. We were approaching the end of our big day out. It was time to part ways with our single-serving Swiss friends. Gonzalo left Olivier and I on our own in the town while he took them to their hotel.

Purmamarca isn’t a big town. It’s quite small, but is remarkable to look upon. The most prominent feature is Cerro de los Siete Colores, the Hill of Seven Colors. It’s no bullshit. This thing is colorful. Everywhere you look, there is a rainbow of color: the stones in the sidewalk, on the buildings and on the graves in the cemetery with their cactus-wood crosses.

By the time we left Purmamarca, my pockets were stuffed with blue, purple and green stones.

It was just the three of us on the road back to Salta. No more stops for photos and strange museums. Just highway and conversation while our guide’s music from the 80’s played in the background.

I can't even tell you how many times I heard this during our time in Salta.
I can’t even tell you how many times I heard this during our time in Salta.

As we rolled along the highway, chatting about Argentina, France and the U.S., we were abruptly yanked out of our conversation and soothing melodies of Air Supply by the horrible sound of a popping tire. We all jumped out of the truck, but Gonzalo, he didn’t need our help. He had the spare tire on in just a few minutes.

Around 8pm, we pulled up in front of our hotel. We hopped out of the truck to say our goodbyes and silly as it may sound, Olivier and I felt a little sad. Here we’d spent the entire day with our new friend, talking about serious things, joking and sharing stories, but this was a single-serving friend and now it was time to say goodbye.

He gave both of us a big hug and we all wished one another well. As we started across the road to the hotel, we heard his voice once more.

“Hey.”

We turned around.

“I’ll see you in another life, guys.”

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I wonder what he meant by that…

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